Archive - The Anti-Wellness Diet

The 8 Commandments of Wellness Bitches

(The Official Religion of Wellville)

Mar 24 • Joan Breibart

Why Does the World Health Organization Want Everyone Fat?

Follow the money.

Mar 9 • Joan Breibart

WELLVILLE Cheatsheet

Watch WELLVILLE at 80bites.com/wellville

Mar 3 • Joan Breibart

Wellville Scene 1

The first scene of Wellville.

Mar 2 • Joan Breibart

2:38

Are You One of Those People Who Can Eat Whatever They Want?

Mar 2 • Joan Breibart

February 2026

350 Reasons Why Weight Watchers Is the Worst Diet

Feb 28 • Joan Breibart

EIGHTY-FIVE YEARS OF WATCHING

I remember before this.

Feb 10 • Joan Breibart

SAM STOMACH Schools America on Portion Size

Feb 3 • Joan Breibart

Stop Dieting & "FAT Burning" Exercise

The MEDIA is going NUTS.

Feb 1 • Joan Breibart

January 2026

NOOM Wants to Help Me Lose Weight (I'm 5'6", 125 lbs)

What follows is my email exchange with NOOM.

Jan 29 • Joan Breibart

Three years ago I updated the 80Bites app and deleted the tracking feature.

Jan 26 • Joan Breibart

Tens of Millions Will Die Prematurely

We already know the truth: roughly 70% of Americans are obese. That number is not going down. It is locked in by behavior, economics, and biology.

Jan 22 • Joan Breibart

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