The Politics of Weight: Trump Hates FAT Women

I’ll say it again: Trump hates fat women, so be warned. I probably should have come out with this earlier, but frankly, I haven't been watching the rallies until recently. Time to spill the beans…

It's funny that people don't connect the dots. Trump is a womanizer. He’s powerful, rich, and used to be charming and good-looking. He can own every man’s dream: to be surrounded by gorgeous women.

I'm a New Yorker, so I've been in rooms, restaurants, for example, where he was attended by beautiful, tall, slim women in expensive stilettos. Great hair. No bad hair days with this crowd. And couture threads to die for!

What better example than The Donald’s daughter. I stood next to her at the opening of the New York City Ballet. She's breathtaking. The most perfect body, not even a half ounce of anything extra. Her posture is as good as the ballerinas on stage. Perfection. As an 83-year-old who learned the mantra attributed to the Duchess of Windsor, “You can’t be too thin or too rich,” she embodies it.

But not so his female supporters, one of whom was interviewed on television. Let me describe her: average height, dowdy, plump, and dressed in a 100% polyester outfit with a big cross necklace. She was ardent in her praise of the man, admiring him as if he's the coming savior. For Trump, she’s okay at a rally, but he wouldn’t want to be near her anywhere else. Not even in private. No interest in her privates.

I know stuff about The Donald because in the 80s when Tony Schwartz was writing The Art of the Deal, the book that led to The Apprentice, we were both serving on the Board of our Riverside Drive cooperative. We spent time together, and Tony was spending time with Trump. You get the idea.

If Trump makes it to the White House again, will he take action on the size issue? Will he mandate annual waistline measurement, which has been law in Japan since 2008? What is their obesity rate? 3.8%. What's ours? Well, the average American woman has a 38.7-inch waistline, and 35” is obese. So obviously, ours is NOT 41% as the CDC wants us to believe. Probably closer to 60%. Now I know you're thinking that is not right; but the 41% is based on fraudulent numbers resulting from the 1985 debacle where the CDC threw out the HAMWI formula and substituted a fake BMI. Back then, if you were a 5’6” 160-pound woman, you would be counted as obese. So that wasn't good for the food business. Thus the grading on a curve change, and now 5’6” is obese at 186 pounds, and everyone is happier—until there is a Diabetes or Covid diagnosis.

Now, of course, I hear you saying, this is crazy. Trump is fat, but is is the wrong verb tense. He is no longer fat; he probably dropped 30 lbs. Maybe it's because of the O. Not Oprah, but Ozempic. But regardless, he did it and he's not fat anymore. And anyway, even if he were, he has different standards for men and women, right? And he hates fat women. Believe me, he really does.

If he does get elected, he won't be able to make any new laws about this issue until the end of January. So there’s time to size down. And the best way to do it, obviously, is with 80Bites, the natural Ozempic. If you want to start with the drugs, let's buy American so Eli Lilly’s Mounjaro and Wegovy is the ticket. Plus, soon pills will replace shots, and they will be better and cheaper.

Parasetter® is the #1 product besides 80 Bites. Everyone loves it; anybody can use it. You lie there and breathe, and it brings down cortisol levels. We know unbalanced cortisol is the hormone that creates hunger issues. Cortisol speaks to your brain, tells you that you're hungry, and even if you're not hungry, you feel hungry—and well, on and on and on. Just a vicious cycle.

Anyway, there’s time. And maybe he won’t win. But let’s not take any chances.