Wait… mouth Pilates?! I’m screaming. That’s exactly what I need—less chewing, more chilling. Just downloaded 80Bites because sometimes my stomach still thinks it’s at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Imagine explaining to your ancestors that in 2025, the rebellious thing to do is… not eat. Like, “No thanks, I’ll pass on the 11th snack—I’m practicing mouth Pilates now.” We’re out here chewing like it’s cardio, and wondering why our jeans are mad.
Wait… mouth Pilates?! I’m screaming. That’s exactly what I need—less chewing, more chilling. Just downloaded 80Bites because sometimes my stomach still thinks it’s at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Imagine explaining to your ancestors that in 2025, the rebellious thing to do is… not eat. Like, “No thanks, I’ll pass on the 11th snack—I’m practicing mouth Pilates now.” We’re out here chewing like it’s cardio, and wondering why our jeans are mad.
Mouth Pilates lol brilliant
80 bites definitely the Pilates approach to eating.